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	var quotes = new Array(40)
	quotes[0]=""Cover letter: "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!""
	quotes[1]=""My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.""
	quotes[2]=""Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.""
	quotes[3]=""Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.""
	quotes[4]=""Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.""
	quotes[5]=""I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.""
	quotes[6]=""I am a rabid typist.""
	quotes[7]=""Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a gourmet pig mail order service on the side.""
	quotes[8]=""Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.""
	quotes[9]=""Proven ability to track down and correct erors.""
	quotes[10]=""Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far.""
	quotes[11]=""I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one.""
	quotes[12]=""References: None, I've left a path of destruction behind me.""
	quotes[13]=""Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.""
	quotes[14]=""Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.""
	quotes[15]=""My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.""
	quotes[16]=""I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.""
	quotes[17]=""I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice-mail.""
	quotes[18]=""Qualifications: No education or experience.""
	quotes[19]=""Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.""
	quotes[20]=""Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.""
	quotes[21]=""Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!""
	quotes[22]=""Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.""
	quotes[23]=""As indicted, 1 have over five years of analyzing investments.""
	quotes[24]=""Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as *job-hopping.* I have never quit a job.""
	quotes[25]=""Marital status: often. Children: various.""
	quotes[26]=""Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 5:45 am every morning, I couldn't work under those conditions.""
	quotes[27]=""The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.""
	quotes[28]=""Finished eighth in my class of ten.""
	quotes[29]=""I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.""
	quotes[30]=""I have lurrit Word Perfect 6.0 computer and spreasheet progroms.""
	quotes[31]=""Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.""
	quotes[32]=""Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.""
	quotes[33]=""Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.""
	quotes[34]=""Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.""
	quotes[35]=""Let's meet, so you can Ooh and Aah over my experience.""
	quotes[36]=""You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.""
	quotes[37]=""Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.""
	quotes[38]=""I was working for my Mom until she decided to move.""
	quotes[39]=""Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.""

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